Funny Breastfeeding Quotes That'll Make You Laugh!
Breastfeeding quotes that are funny!
“A breastfeeding support kit from a formula company is like a vegetarianism support kit from a pig farmer.”
-Annie at PhD in Parenting
“Does breast milk come in chocolate?”
-Author Unknown
“Bread is for us a kind of successor to the motherly breast, and it has been over the centuries responsible for billions of sighs of satisfaction.”
-Margaret Visser
“A primary role of the father is to teach the baby that love and comfort are not necessarily associated with food.”
-Author Unknown
“Human milk is like ice cream, penicillin, and the drug ecstasy all wrapped up in two pretty packages.”
-Florence Williams
“Don’t bite the boob that feeds you.”
-Unknown
“Accomplish one small thing a day. Maybe it’s cleaning that counter, maybe it’s writing one thank-you note. Don’t make the task too difficult. For the rest, you’re healing a uterus; adding millions of cells to your baby’s brain (though it might sometimes feel as if they are being siphoned off from your own); developing his liver, heart, and lungs; boosting his immune system; and maintaining the integrity of his intestines … you’re a busy lady! All while sprawled comfortably on the couch. Multi-tasking raised to an art form!”
-La Leche League International, The Womanly Art of Breastfeeding
“If we wear our nursing covers backwards like capes, then everyone can see we’re breastfeeding superheroes.”
-Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding Is a Bitch: But We Lovingly Do it Anyway
“They do say breastfeeding is nature's lipo.”
-Ana Ortiz
“The physical relief of having fully drained boobs cannot be overstated.”
-Cassi Clark, Breastfeeding is a Bitch: But We Lovingly Do It Anyway
“Breast milk is better than any udder milk.”
-Anonymous
“There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.”
-Irena Chalmers
“People say, ‘You’re still breast-feeding, that’s so generous.’ Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away! It’s sort of like natural liposuction. I’d carry on breastfeeding for the rest of my life if I could.”
-Helena Bonham Carter
“An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.”
-Singer-songwriter Tori Amos
“As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.”
-Kathy Lette
“My opinion is that anybody offended by breastfeeding in public is staring too hard.”
-David Allen
“There must be reasons why we men are so hipped on breasts as if we’d all been weaned too soon.”
-Günter Grass
“I make milk. What’s your superpower?”
-Unknown
“Whoever said ‘there’s no use crying over spilled milk’ obviously never pumped six ounces and accidentally spilled it.”
-Author Unknown
“…when people say that breastfeeding is ‘free,’ I want to hit them with a two-by-four. It’s only free if a woman’s time is worth nothing.”
-Hanna Rosin
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